FreakHuntersDaily, 7 SEP 2007: Following the sighting of a mutated H. sapien (with un-indentified rod-like thingy sticking out between the thighs) that has the uncanny resemblance to the recent Hungry chart-topping culprit of AHDOE, more sightings of strange human activities have been reported at the same area.
The area which is now cordoned-off by the Wacky Tactical Force (WTF) has been the subject of intense speculation by the public following the consecutive occurrences of strange happenings. An official from WTF who declined to be named stated that: "We have received reliable reports that these strange activities seemed to happen only during Friday mornings".
According to some eye-witnesses, the strange human-like organisms were waving sticks with oblong-end with a white feathery sphere circling their heads. While the purpose is still unknown, one of the witnesses suspects that this could the extra-terrestrial way praying for rain. The witness who only wants to be identified as Endre commented: "What else could it be? I mean, well, one of them was doing aerobic/ritual dancing-like movement while another looked like he was asking for something from the sky".
At press time, no further details on the development of investigation were received from the WTF. FreakHuntersDaily recommends that the public should report to the WTF hotline (1800-WTF-8080) should there be similar incidences.
Disclaimer:
No. no. Though alike, the organism featured on the SedatedMonkeyDaily is not the writer of this blog. Seriously, the writer is more (pick one of the following) good-looking/handsome/entau than it.
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