Fore*ahem*play

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Welcome
FunyenFunyen

Welcome to the first transmission of AHDOE
Funyen taica sowtie dieyatchab ge MatDouLou

Let me 1st introduce the conception of AHDOE
Southseen, pay ngo kaisiu MDL ge yunloi

ADHOE was initially intended as a food blog
Kaysat, MDL punloi hai zenhai guanyu sekmat


but since when i have food in front of me
Cidanhai dong yao sekmat hai ngo minqin

the brain that resides in my head
Ngo tow yup pin ge nou

would bypass "think" to "eat first!!!"
Jiao wui lam dou ngm lam jiao "sek sin!!!"

So, when the head is clear
Soryi, dong ge nou ceng seng ge xi how

the food has already been grossly mutilated
Ge sekmat yikeng lat tow lat kuat zo la


Hence,
SoryiWa,

I've decided to un-restrict myself
Ngo kuet teng kaifong jikei

- to serve a healthy dose of everything!
- MatDouLou!




*BLUE SCREEN*
*ZouMehShiLamLamGe?*


Disclaimer:
No. no. Subsequent postings won't always be in dual-language form.
No. no. The writer isn't suffering from sqizo...schizo...split personality.